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Cast of Characters
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Isa Noce
Top
investigative reporter for the Daily Bi-Weekly World News.
As a top investigative reporter, he was the one who broke the
following scandals: Bridezilla Gate, The Polygamist Wedding
Shower Ring, Boy Band Cougar Club, and his most famous case,
The Eel Fur Smuggling Co-Op.
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Deceased
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Marvin Newman
Head
of the GKTT, he operates out of a hidden island in the Dead
Sea. Funded by donations solicit4d to construct the
world's largest kosher marshmallow museum. Newman and
his operatives travel the world and suspense their product to
unsuspecting college co-eds at universities.
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played
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Michael Mishkin
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Himen von Schtupp
A
direct descendent of the aien Xanadu, Himen is an arrogant
blue blood aristocrat. Proud of hidden alien heritage,
he looks down upon the filthy full blooded humans as inferior
specimens. Very arrogant and openly hostile towards the
newer blood of mixed blood human/alien hybrids.
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played
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Viola Penner
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Candida Bianco
Unlike
van Schtupp, Candida is representative of the new breed of
new members of the Royal Order of Xanadu. Descended
from the mistress of an Italian Industrialist and his Xandu
lover, she represents not aristocratic privilege, but the
filthy practice of accumulating vast amounts of money.
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played
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Charliss Randall
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M. Stu Blowhard
A
former member of naval intelligence, during the Korean
conflict he volunteered for a special program where members
of the military voluntarily performed electroshock therapy on
themselves. After a stint in a military quarantine unit
on Nevada during the height of the above ground testing,
Blowhard, formed a corporation selling do it yourself
electroshock kits so the general public could shock
themselves into a state of euphoria instead of going to
psychologists and paying them big bucks, instead they could
keep forking over money to Mind Meld to be happy.
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played
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Ken Kern
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Ivan Stepovich
Former
Russian Mafia and Spetsnatz, he is nothing more than a
british thug who does one thing only, but does it very well.
Hurts pe0ple in slow and highly unique ways. Head of
Security for Mind Meld.
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played
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Robert Wright
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John Dillinger
Yes,
that Dillinger, he was recruited by The Illuminati to head
their guerilla operations in South America, responsible for
30 uprisings and revolts in every country of the continent.
Ladies man and thug.
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played
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Robert Bouncy
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Princess Isis Kitty
Cleopatra
Descended from Egyptian gods, Isis,
has taken the Illuminati public opening a string of night
clubs across Europe, very much a party girl Isis wants to
turn the Illuminati from an Organization of Bavarian
Anarchists who spend all their time cooped up in dank
cellars breathing in toxic fumes into a world spanning
mega-corporation.
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played
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Larisa Hoke
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Hudson R. Warhol
What
is there to say about Hubert H. Hubert that hasn't already
been said? He's stylish, witty and he knows what people
want from pop culture before they do. The marketing
genius responsible for Hannah Montana and High School
musical. He wants the entire world to embrace their
inner diva and to embrace mindless trend after trend and live
lives full of flash and jazz fingers!
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played
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Bruce Wafful
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Monica Hartup
Hudson's
long time, over worked, under appreciated assistant, she
secretly hopes to one day convince him to marry her, highly
effective as an assistant, she's oblivious to Hudson's
lifestyle.
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played
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Leah Freeman
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Ima Peeper
Second
best investigative reporter for the Daily Bi-Weekly World
News. A former lover of Isa, she is on a personal
vendetta to uncover the circumstances of this mysterious
death. Nosy, rude at times, constantly taking pictures,
she has a reputation as a pain in the arse.
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played
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Melissa McIntyre
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Aria High
New
age hippy who was not invited but showed up knowing everyone
and claims they are all frauds. Believes in the power
of crystals and fairies and wants to inform the world that
these people are out to control them, enslave their minds and
fleece their pocket books. Total loony.
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played
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Joplin James Sell
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Bobby "Big Chill"
Hacker
A small time thug who has turned a stint
in a minimum security facility into a multi media empire.
His books rocket to the top of the best seller lists and he
has a nasty habit of showing up and sticking h8s nose into
other peoples' business and being obnoxious.
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played
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Rich Penner
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Mertile "Crystal"
Bell
A conspiracy of one, a former talk radio
host, who never averaged more than 10 listeners at a time,
wants investors for a project to brainwash people over the
airwaves. Pro Vegetable.
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played
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Pat Miskhin
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